Bleach in a Cup - Falsely Accused!

I just read a blog my friend wrote about how a cleaning cup (with toxins in it) became a drinking cup. It reminded me of the time when mom drank from a cup on the back of the sink, which had not water but BLEACH in it. Because I happened to be washing the dishes at the time, I got BLAMED for it. Now, I felt really bad about what had happened but I hadn't touched the bleach! I didn't even remember pouring bleach or even looking at bleach! What would I use bleach for? And then to make it worse, later on I heard mom talking to one of her firends on the phone about how "amy poured bleach in a cup and let me drink it." So I want to clear my good name!! I want to know who put bleach in the cup! -- Adam, Tom and Melissa are not suspects as they were to young to have planned and executed such an evil plan!

-- Oh, and by the way, Melissa I'm sorry we told you that we found you in the sewer and you stank so bad no one wanted you so we gave you a tomato bath and then decided to keep you. Hopefully by now you know we were just being mean siblings....and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were BIG.

Unknown Origins

There was some construction going on at the house while I was there. Dad needed a board and he found one in the basement. Upon further inspection, one side said, "Grill sist broth" or "Call Sist. Broth". The other side had a strange configuration of alien writing. Anyone want to explain? And who writes on a BOARD instead of a scrap paper?